■ The Origin of April Fool's Day.
While there are several hypotheses as to the origin of April Fool's Day, the prevailing theory is...

■ Spicy Stir-Fried Rice Cake Recipe.
1. Add 2 cups of water, put in rice cakes, and turn the burner on to max heat to boil the water.
2. When the water starts boiling, add seasoning and stir well. Continue to boil.
3. When there is not too much broth left in the wok, add scallions, sesame seeds, and any additional seasoning that you like. Viola!

■ I'll write a limerick containing all three words in "April Fool's Day"
April... was a fool, who... one day...
Forget it, I'm no good at this. Maybe I'll give it another shot next year.